Headline of the week

I love reading trashy magazines. My husband often scoffs that I pick up a copy of both 'That's Life' and 'Take a Break' with my weekly shop but I do enjoy a good read.
I alos enjoy greatly choosing a headline of the week - you know the kind of story I wish as a journalist I'd written.
I may even make a scrapbook one of these days.
But anyway, this week's headline of the week, courtesy of page one of 'That's Life' magazine is "Bride's Amazing Rotating Breasts".
I only wish the story lived up to the headline, but it was only another botched boob job story. In a completely non-lesbian way I would have loved to have read about real rotating breasts.