So anyway, in less ranty news...

The mass market paperback of Jumping in Puddles is now available for pre-order on Amazon. It's priced at a mere £6.99 and you can read a snippet by clicking on the wee 'Jumping in Puddles' toggle at the top of this page.
It is set for release on May 26 - which also happens to be my 9th wedding anniversary so I'm taking that as a good omen.