J: "Mammy, when you call someone an Einstein, what does it mean?
Me: "Well Einstein was somebody's name, and he was very smart. So it means people think you know a lot.
J: Well, I'm an Einstein then.
Me: You sure are.
J: And Grandad is an Einstein. He has a lot of knowledge. Abby (his cousin) is half an Einstein.
Me: And what about me Joseph? Am I an Einstein.
J: (with a dramatic roll of the eyes) Mammmeeeeee, it means you have to know stuff!
That's me put in my place!
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