Just got an email from a certain parenting club to which I have subscribed.
"Your baby is 13 months old" it said.
No, said I. She isn't. You dumbasses. She only just had her first birthday.
Realised that was four weeks ago.
Realised that they are right.
May have just lost a month of my life somewhere.
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