Monday funny

Donna at Barefoot in the Country always posts something funny on a Monday because, let's face it girls... Mondays are shite. (*Edited to remove dodgy apostrophe... sorry! It's a Monday).

Anyway, I got this tagged onto an email from my friend Fionnuala this morning and it did make me snort very loudly.

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.