Random Conversations from a Newspaper Office

So we're sitting doing our work and it's all gone a bit Wednesday afternoon-ish. (We go to press on a Thursday - Wednesday afternoon is when things start to get interesting... cue hysteria, laughter and slightly manic banter).
From out of of nowhere we hear a blood curdling scream.
Of course, being cutting edge journalists we should investigate but a colleague just pipes up

"Where on earth is that coming from?"
to which my other colleague replies...

"So that's real? I thought that was just the voice inside my head".

Genius.